Stop the Presses! The New Most Ridiculous Statement Ever!

Ask wacky as the statement by the aid worker in my last post was, I think the following now ranks as the most ridiculous statement ever. It's so funny, it almost can't be true...but it is!

In an articled titled, "Top Democrats question Alito's credibility", this gem is the featured Democrat's statement:

''The more I learn about Judge Alito, the more concerns I have. A credibility gap is emerging with each new piece of information," Senator Edward M. Kennedy, Democrat of Massachusetts, said yesterday. ''He bears an especially heavy burden at the hearings in January to explain the growing number of discrepancies between his current statements and his past actions."

Hahahahaha! Sorry, I couldn't contain my laughter. This coming from a guy who still denies that he killed his former girlfriend after driving drunk off a bridge into a river, leaving the girlfriend to drown, then swimming across a bay to avoid police questioning.

That was a good one, Senator. Thanks for the laugh.