Stupid Championship Headlines

Time for another installment of stupid championship headlines. The Pittsburgh Steelers won the Super Bowl last night. Naturally, all of the media's best paid punsters were let loose this morning with absurdly ridiculous headlines celebrating the Steel Town champions. Here's a sampler:

Steel-related puns:

Steel Will - Baltimore Sun
Steel The One - Indy Star
Steel of the Century - Chicago Sun-Times
Steel Curtain Call - LA Times
Men of Steel - Harford Courant
Steeling the Show - Miami Herald
Pittsburgh Steels a Title - SFGate.com

Rolling Stones-related puns:

Paint It Black, and Gold - Washington Post
Satisfaction - USA Today
Steelers get one for the thumb - FoxSports.com

Horse-racing-related puns:

Seattle Stew - ESPN.com

Super Bowl "XL"-related puns:

XL-LENT - Washington Times
XL fits Steelers fine - Boston Globe

Misc. pun headlines:

Hour of Cowher - Denver Post
Steelers Take the 5th - Boston Herald
The Bus Earns His Ring on Final Stop - NFL.com
The Pits - CNN/SI