Stupid Championship Headlines

Ever since Maryland basketball won the National Championship, a friend of mine and I have noticed how bad the headlines are the next day. Our favorite bad Maryland headline was "Terp-rrific!"

Today is no different. Last night QB Vince Young and Texas beat USC to win the football national championship. A sampling of stupid championship headlines:

In-Vince-able! (again here) (and here) (and here) (and here) (and here)
Vince-sanity
Texas title step
Lone star
Forever Young
'Horns of Plenty
Longhorns hooked on a championship
History scrambles past Trojans
It's Forever Young at Rose Bowl
Heart of Texas