Top 10 Things To Do In Delaware

10. Sleep (if you're lucky, you'll dream you're somewhere else)
9. Go to work (especially if you commute to destinations in surrounding states)
8. Watch a speech by your Senators and imagine a laugh track
7. Watch grass grow
6. Come home from work (especially if you commute from destinations in surrounding states)
5. Be silly or out-of-your-mind...bored
4. Buy something and look at the $0.00 on the sales tax line (never gets old)
3. Cross the border into MD, PA or NJ for any reason
2. Watch paint dry
1. Join a suicide cult