Do We Have Enough Milk and Toilet Paper to Survive?

I hope your kids got their homework finished last night because, ladies and gentlemen, as I predicted yesterday here is your 4-8 inches of snow in all their glory.

And yet, again being the East Coast, we are doomed. This morning's rush hour will resemble Lord of the Flies. How many times do I need to mention that I am glad I walk to work?