Doing Our Duty

Sometimes you have to wonder who is more challenged: the lawyer who took the case, or the client who proposed it:

A spicy sausage known as the Welsh Dragon will have to be renamed after trading standards’ officers warned the manufacturers that they could face prosecution because it does not contain dragon.

The sausages will now have to be labelled Welsh Dragon Pork Sausages to avoid any confusion among customers.

Jon Carthew, 45, who makes the sausages, said yesterday that he had not received any complaints about the absence of real dragon meat.

Lawyers: protecting the stupid from themselves since the days dragons roamed the earth. (h/t Overlawyered.com)