Everything Isn't Enough

If you owned a private park and wanted to disclaim any responsibility for anything possible that might happen to your visitors, how would you draft your disclaimer? This is a great start:

WARNING

Nature is unpredictable and unsafe. Mountains are dangerous. Many books have been written about these dangers, and there's no way we can list them all here. Read the books.

Nelson Rocks Preserve is covered in steep terrain with loose, slippery and unstable footing. The weather can make matters worse. Sheer drops are everywhere. You may fall, be injured or die. There are hidden holes. You could break your leg. There are wild animals, which may be vicious, poisonous or carriers of dread diseases. These include poisonous snakes and insects. Plants can be poisonous as well. We don't do anything to protect you from any of this. We do not inspect, supervise or maintain the grounds, rocks, cliffs or other features, natural or otherwise.

It goes on for nine additional, even more comprehensive paragraphs from there.

And they still had to shut down their rock climbing operation for fear of litigation!