Welcome, Spongebob (And Hopefully, New Readers)!

This blog's daily readership, even in it's glory days, has never been much higher than the low double digits.

Today, therefore, in a crass attempt to increase the number of hits to my site, I present a special guest visitor: SPONGEBOB! Kids, tell your friends and your parents!

I now hope to ride the wave of Spongebobmania to all new heights of popularity. Here's the part where I sit back and watch my SiteMeter rocket into the stratosphere!